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Excuse me, Have I fucked you yet?

Would you like to see my circumcision scar?

I have a two minute recovery time.

Didn't I do your sister?

Hey baby, how about a Pizza and a Fuck?  ... What's up?  Don't you like
pizza?

Hi My name is Justin, how do you like me so far?

Gesture with your finger for her to "come here"...  When she gets to
you, ask " Do you always come when someone fingers you?"

Are you as good as your mother?

I'd like to tickle your belly button, from the inside...

I cum in 5 seconds, you won't even know I was there.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the
first thing that pops up!

They say a girls best friend are her legs.  But even the best of friends
sometimes have to part.  

Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Because I can see my-self in your
pants.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear!

Yo.  You'll do.

Pardon me, but I am writing a phone Book - can I have your number?

You Look So innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you
will always have a seat.

Do you have a boyfriend?  Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and
talk to me!

Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 

My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend.

I couldn't help myself.  They were so big and round and beautiful, I
just had to touch them!  Then she started screaming "My eyes!, My eyes!"
and ruined the mood.

Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can talk you out of
them?

Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell
people we did anyway?

That dress is very becoming on you.  Of course, if I were on you, I'd
"becoming" too.

[Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]
Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

Do you want to see something swell?

Drop 'em!

NOW, BITCH!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.

So....How am I doin'?

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but
you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I
had to tell you."

A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?"

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a
feed bag!

Beauty is only a light switch away...

Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm gonna rape you! Just kidding, what's your name?

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you
right here!

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.